Best 4 blowjob machine in 2018

Yes you read right, here I write about my experiences with blowjob machines and other masturbators. These things are emotionally simply the hottest thing to find on the market. Intense orgasms… what more do you want? But as always the offer is not exactly small, so that you don’t make a mistake, I’ll tell you about my tests & experiences – I can’t wait to tell you about it.

Top Blowjob MachineCHECK CURRENT PRICEShort Benefits
Tenga Flip Hole
(Our pick)
Compact size, is made of sleeve and the machine
Loveandvibes Shake me Babe
(Intense)
Trendy and attractive design
Lumunu Deluxe Masturbator
(Runner-Up)
Simulates sex via its internal motor, a skin-like material and a ribbing
Autoblow 2Extremely discreet & easy to hide

Porn on, cock in the blowjob machine and you feel like in heaven – incomparable!

Our pick

A seamless insertion point provides the perfect seal for no lubricant leakage and a strong vacuum made possible by a one-way valve.

Our pick

With its trendy and attractive design, this vibrating masturbator features a welcoming uniquely-texture orifice that perfectly simulates the feeling of receiving a delicious deep-throat blow job.

Our pick

Unique and innovative design with a strong and powerful motor. 30 different vibration modes, easy to operate via a button

Our pick

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? You, obviously. With the new and improved Autoblow 2+, you'll soon experience the sex toy for men that sets a new standard in realistic solo experiences.

What exactly is a blowjob machine?

Actually exactly what the name already says: Such a masturbator should be able to imitate the feeling, which one experiences during a blowjob, as genuinely as possible. Partly it is the inner texture of the masturbators that makes the whole thing possible, partly vibration modes are used. Closing your eyes or watching a POV scene makes you feel like you’re in seventh heaven.

Besides Fleshlights these Blowjob machines are most popular. Some devices even mimic a blowjob by suction and rubbing – but so far there is no device on the market that works fully automatically and is good.

Your blowjob machine is always there for you, anytime and as long as you want. Such a horny feeling and you can have it whenever you want…. you just have to test it.

Top 4 Blowjob Machines & Masturbators

To make your choice a little easier, I picked out two masturbators here, which I really liked.

Tenga Flip Hole

The Tenga Flip Hole is my personal favorite and I can only recommend you to try this blowjob machine yourself, there is no second time such a feeling.

Tenga’s masturbator simulates a real blowjob like no other blowjob machine.

The suction feeling is so real that you can hardly believe it. The surface inside just feels awesome and in combination with the sucking provides for the best orgasms. Guaranteed. A musthave for every BlowJob fan even if you still have to do something, clear recommendation! You can find all the information in my Tenga Flip Hole Test.

Here we see the fliphole. I have introduced it in detail here: Tenga Flip Hole Test

Look forward to the most varied texture I have ever experienced.

Awesome
Sstrong vacuum
Intensity6.2
Stimulation7.2
Penetration7.5
Tightness8.2
Sucction Effect7.2
Realism6.6
Variation8.4
Smoothness8.3
Orgasm Rating9.1
Noise8.5
Lube Use7.3
Cleanup7.8
Dry Time7.5
7.3
Tenga Flip Hole

Shake me Babe from Loveandvibes

I really like the automatic masturbator “Shake me Babe”, which is distributed by LOVEANDVIBES.

I recently got it in black and I have to say: Damn awesome experience. What do you have to do?

You take this water-based lubricant, apply it to the penis & entrance of the masturbator, then insert your penis and press the “On button”.

Inside the housing, a rail moves up and down, simulating a hand or blow job! The speed can be adjusted, and I’ll tell you one thing – the device is damn fast if you want.

Here you can see the buttons for setting different modes.

F Button: Here it can vary between different shock modes – so it never gets boring. There are 10 different modes.

R-S Button: Switches between the 5 different speeds.

Power: The device can be switched on and off.

Break: You are just before your climax, but don’t want to come yet? Just press pause.

Light bulb: With the last button you can activate a colorful LED color play.

The light option didn’t give me that special kick – but the 50 possible combinations of speed & shock mode did blow me away.

Loveandvibes Shake me Babe
Attractive design
Feeling of receiving a blow job
Intensity5.7
Stimulation7.7
Penetration6.4
Tightness2.7
Sucction Effect8.1
Realism9
Variation7.7
Smoothness7.4
Orgasm Rating7.9
Noise8
Lube Use9
Cleanup8.5
Dry Time8.6
7.6
Incredibly Masturbator

Deluxe Blowjob Machine from Lumunu

I also tested the Deluxe Masturbator from Lumunu. It caught my eye at some point because it has so many positive reviews.

This is an “Oral-Pussy Sucker”, so in any case also an automatic blowjob machine. You can’t get very deep into this model, you’re more likely to stay in the machine or move easily while letting yourself be led from over 30 vibration modes to orgasm.

Of all the battery-powered masturbators, I personally consider this one of the best. There are many products on the net that promise a lot and don’t keep very much – but this one is not one of them.

Here you can see the inner texture. The rings remind a little of the human palate. The right button switches the unit off, the other button selects the different vibration modes. I like the third one best personally.

The suction cup is very practical – the masturbator can be attached and then sucked in.

This way you can use the blowjob machine without using your hands. With these you can do something else – for example choose the right porn.

Lumunu Deluxe Masturbator
Best Seller
This masturbator is something special
Intensity5.5
Stimulation7.7
Penetration8.9
Tightness7.4
Sucction Effect7.7
Realism7.7
Variation5.7
Smoothness8.2
Orgasm Rating7.9
Noise8.3
Lube Use8.1
Cleanup7
Dry Time8.6
7.9
Pussy Silicone

Autoblow 2

Does that look familiar? You smoke a joint with your friends and at some point you start getting all stoned and telling each other about some totally silly and unrealistic inventions the world is still waiting for.

If you can remember a scenario of this kind, you may also know that at some point you have reached the point where someone suggests: “Do you know what would be totally blatant? A robot that can blow you”-a sentence that usually ends the conversation because no one can think of anything more absurd.

But now someone has invented a machine called Autoblow 2 and you’ll have to come up with something else to make your Kiff brothers laugh.

The Autoblow 2 is advertised as the world’s most outstanding “realistic robotic orgasm simulator for men”.

The engine lasts more than 500 hours, has different speed levels, has an artificial skin slit in the shape of a mouth and is also “super easy to clean”.

On the Autoblow 2 website you can read the following: “The feeling that when you put your penis in the device and the spring-loaded beads wander up and down it is best described in two words: surprisingly good”.

Brian Sloan, former lawyer and inventor of the Auoblow 2, also invented other toys for adults, such as the first Autoblow – the Mangasm or the Ladygasm – found earlier this year that although he had already invested $100,000 in the production and testing of the device, he could not complete the project because he was still missing $45,000. That’s why he launched an IndieGoGo crowdsourcing campaign that quickly became a viral success. 16 days before it ends, the campaign has already raised over $40,000.

Because I found the concept and crowdfunding success of Autoblow 2 fascinating, I decided to call Brian in his adopted country, China, and talk to him about what his old friends at law school might think about his new career, what other names would have come into question for Autoblow, and why sex toys should work like kitchen appliances.

VICE: OK, let’s start with the most obvious question: why?

Brian Sloan: [Laughs] Why not?

If you ask a man what would be the ideal tool for him to facilitate masturbation, he would most likely answer something like:”Something that does for me without me having to do anything myself”.

I always thought it would be the perfect fetish toy. It can even improve people’s lives.

Ever since I started designing sex toys, I’ve always thought that such a fantastic automatic machine would be the Holy Grail.

Top Blowjob MachineCHECK CURRENT PRICEShort Benefits
Tenga Flip Hole
(Our pick)
Compact size, is made of sleeve and the machine
Loveandvibes Shake me Babe
(Intense)
Trendy and attractive design
Lumunu Deluxe Masturbator
(Runner-Up)
Simulates sex via its internal motor, a skin-like material and a ribbing
Autoblow 2Extremely discreet & easy to hide

The Autoblow 2 insert sleeve

Before your current job, you worked as a lawyer. Do you remember the moment you decided: “This is quite nice here, but I should rather throw everything away and produce sex toys in China”?
In the summer between my second and third year at the Law School I had a job in a very chic law firm.

But I spent the weekends driving from one flea market to the next, buying and selling again. I made more money selling junk than I did in a chic law firm. Then I flew to China to find out if I could finance the trip just by my junk trade on eBay, and it worked. Then I met more and more people and thought to myself, that’s what you want, here to start a business.

I ended up in the sex toy business because I was obsessed with Ebay and knew what sold best in each category.

I noticed that there were only a few sellers of fetish clothes or bondagewear, so I looked around for cheap rubber suits in China.

I was quickly successful with it, especially because I was able to offer tailor-made suits-especially for thickers-at a much lower price than they were used to.

Tell me about the Autoblow. How does it feel?

The Autoblow 1 is a stroker. Such strokers existed before, but this one is battery operated. You can see it on our website RoboticBlowjob.com. The Autoblow 2 has the same concept, but the design is completely different. Many sell similar appliances as the Autoblow 1, but none has the quality of a high-quality kitchen appliance like the Autoblow 2 it has.

What I mean by that is, if you bought a sex toy earlier and it broke a few months later, you didn’t say: “That can’t be true, such impudence”, because you somehow assumed that it would break quickly. However, you would have expected a new espresso machine to last at least one or two years.

For women, there are already sex toys that can compete in quality with kitchen appliances, but for men, I’m not yet aware of this.

Autoblow’s a great name. What other ideas did you have before you chose this one?

Good question. Whenever I mention my product to people who have been in business for a long time, it reminds them of an 80s device called RoboSuck. It could be connected to the cigarette lighter in the car and was probably very popular with truckers.

We played around with names containing the words “robot” and “sucking”, which is why the website is also called RoboticBlowjob.com. At that time I didn’t know much about domain names, today I wouldn’t choose such a funny name anymore. He’s totally shy-and maybe that’s why he works so well-but still.

Oh, and we discussed the name Suck It, too, but we finally decided against it.

The Autoblow 2, without the inserted sleeve

Why should men prefer Autoblow over other products? For example compared to the Fleshlight?
There are two crucial questions about sex toys for men. How it feels on your penis, but also how”real” it feels.

These are two related but different concepts. I don’t think anyone would say that a Fleshlight doesn’t feel good. It feels very good and feels pretty close to real sex, but it’s not automatic, so you still have to move your hand up and down. So it’s just an improvement on the emotional side, but the process is not realistic. I think that sex toys for men will move in the future where the products not only feel good on your penis, but also come closer and closer to real sex.

That’s what makes the Autoblow 2 so special. It’s automatic, and you just stick your penis in it. You can hold him, but you don’t have to. It’s something completely different when you don’t use your hands. You can keep watching your movie or doing whatever you’re doing and you really get the feeling that someone is sucking you because you’re not touching yourself. It’s a pretty surprising experience.

Your IndieGoGo campaign is going really well, you’ve already raised $40,000 out of $45,000. What kind of messages do the fans of Autoblow 2 write to you?

Interestingly, I get a lot of messages from people with disabilities or multiple sclerosis. Also from veterans from the Iraq war who have limited mobility and are looking for an automatic aid. Veterans usually write emails. But we have also received feedback from people who simply want to support us because they think the idea is cool.

There are people in the porn industry who want to work with us, that’s very interesting. A woman contacted me, who is friends with many porn stars and CamGirls, and would like to design a product with me. Thanks to the IndieGoGo thing, a lot has happened that I never expected.

What is the experience with the Autoblow 2 compared to real sex?

Proper sex is different. It’s getting pretty close because you’re not using your hands. But you don’t have to talk to the Autoblow 2 after sex. You don’t have to build an emotional bond with him either, which is a big advantage for many men.

Many guys who use the Autoblow 2 are married, but don’t have sex with their wives anymore. Or they are single and the emotional part is not so important to them.

Physically, of course, it’s a different experience. It’s still a machine, but, as I said, for some men it’s an advantage.

Use the Autoblow 2

I tested it, but I wouldn’t call myself a hardcore masturbation toy user. I mean, it’s like when you ask yourself the question of whether an alcoholic should run a bar–probably not. I did the Autoblow 2 as well as I could, and the only way to do that was to test it.

When I see friends of mine running a business because they love one aspect of that business, I think they have chosen the wrong business because they are blind to the reality of that industry.

I’m not saying I’m the biggest user of masturbation toys myself, but I can say I understand exactly what men want. And that’s exactly what I gave them.

Autoblow 2
New and improved
New standard in realistic solo experiences
Intensity7.7
Stimulation9.1
Penetration8.9
Tightness8.9
Sucction Effect9.4
Realism8.8
Variation8.4
Smoothness7.2
Orgasm Rating8.8
Noise8.5
Lube Use8.3
Cleanup7.9
Dry Time7.4
8.3
Maximum gratification

Buy Automatic Blowjob Machine?

The advantages of such a masturbator are obvious, here again the best arguments:

  • Sometimes it’s annoying to always have to do things yourself. With an automatic masturbator you get much hornier and it is not comparable to normal pocket pussies at all. You can watch porn on the side or close your eyes and fully concentrate on the horny feeling.
  • Only with a blowjob machine you can put yourself in a situation with a real woman. Only silicone asses or silicone women’s bodies can keep up with their realistic appearance, which you can penetrate like a real woman.
  • The prices are reasonable in relation to the fun you have with these automatic masturbators. You don’t get more feeling with any other sextoy, not even with much more expensive sex dolls.

Of course, blowjob machines are more expensive than a simple pocket pussy or a Fleshlight, but you compare apples and pears. A compact rubber pussy is more suitable for use on the road or discreetly at home. An automatic masturbator can do much more and that costs a little more – but it’s worth it!

I am of the opinion that everyone should enjoy such a blowjob machine and the 50-130 Euros are more than well invested. Believe me, you’re missing a lot when you don’t try these toys. Treat yourselves to one of these!

Top Blowjob MachineCHECK CURRENT PRICEShort Benefits
Tenga Flip Hole
(Our pick)
Compact size, is made of sleeve and the machine
Loveandvibes Shake me Babe
(Intense)
Trendy and attractive design
Lumunu Deluxe Masturbator
(Runner-Up)
Simulates sex via its internal motor, a skin-like material and a ribbing
Autoblow 2Extremely discreet & easy to hide

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Alex Lesley
Alex Lesley is a 35-year-old sex toys enthusiast. Master of best male sex toys. He understands all the details about Fleshlight, Tenga, Penis Pumps etc.
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